So today was payday and by 10am I was spending money like a horny 18 year-old at a strip club. I have been beyond broke for the past few weeks, since I had to choose between buying my concert ticket and eating. My new "diet" is awesome. As per usual, I managed to run out of absolutely everything at exactly the same time. My house is like a post apocolyptic wasteland. I'm squeezing and shaking the remainders of all of my toiletries out of their containers, have no clean clothes and only have a half serving of Speciak K and soymilk in my fridge. I feel like a dude. But now I don't have to ration my goods and live like I am camping. I can eat full servings of meals, lather up properly and drink liquids other than water. Maybe I will even buy myself a new lipstick...Life is good.
Csókok!
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